she’s a ninety pound beauty
in a two ton S-U-V
I’ve got to teach her
what the accelerator’s for
she don’t know how to spell it
she don’t know how to use it
honey – it’s a gas pedal!
you got to push it to the floor
just a ninety pound beauty
in a two ton S-U-V
it’s only a quart of milk
she’s goin’ to the store
so what’s that 300 horsepower for?
sittin’ twelve feet above the road
like riding a tank
in Afghanistan
but she can do it
if anybody can
she’s a ninety pound beauty
in a two ton S-U-V
Larry Keegan